You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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