party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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