Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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