we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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