OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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