this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
what day is it and did you see me today?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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