Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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