Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Someone came in the potted fern
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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