he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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