I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I smell stomach acid.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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