Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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