Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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