shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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