so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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