U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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