Whod you bang
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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