Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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