Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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