Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
there was a trapeze. enough said
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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