erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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