My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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