I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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