at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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