Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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