i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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