I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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