Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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