i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Every concussion has its silver lining
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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