i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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