ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
