It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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