shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize