C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
40s are totally the cure
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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