I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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