$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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