its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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