Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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