I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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