I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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