ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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