I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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