If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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