We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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