I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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