Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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