i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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