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• (415): View more from California

  Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling

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  God, I love San Francisco.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face

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• (516): View more from New York

  How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….

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• (850): View more from Florida

  With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.

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