I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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