Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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