D3 body, D1 cock
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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