I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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