I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Im part way to drunk.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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