It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My ass is underappreciated
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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