i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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