I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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