capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Welp...herpes.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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