Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have so many feelings about this burrito
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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