I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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